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So, at some point I'll use this journal to talk about fandom stuff, maybe, but first. People who don't follow me on tumblr may not have seen this highly blessed/extremely cursed object I recently acquired. From the curb! Who threw this out??

That's right it's big squirtle.

We were driving to a restaurant with my parents and aunt when, as we drove past a house at the end of the block, I saw something on the curb and said "Is that Squirtle?" My dad almost turned around, but we had reservations, so we hurried on. I resolved to check on the way back, and then immediately forgot. The next morning, my dad sent me the pictures above — he picked it up and brought it to work??

HE ALSO PUT SQUIRTLE IN THE FANCY CARS AT HIS JOB.

It turns out big squirtle is really big. Cupcake is a bit skeptical. I myself started to understand more and more why someone would get rid of him. He takes up a seat and a half on the couch. He doesn't fit upright in a seat in a car. I'm moving back into a dorm room in January! But oh my god, it would be incredible to have big squirtle at college, if only I had somewhere to put him. I could do things like, I don't know...... STAGE HORROR MOVIE SHOTS